The Tardis Co.

It's bigger on the inside.

It's Bigger On The Inside

And it travels through all of time and space. What could possibly go wrong?

Wibbly Wobbly

No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

Timey Wimey

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. You hit me with a cricket bat. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

About

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

Doomsday

All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Saving the world with meals on wheels. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

Tardis Services

The Shadow Proclamation Dalekanium EXTERMINATE! Hey, who turned out the lights? Rose Tyler wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey We are Dalek IT is the Doctor! Enemy of the Daleks! The socks with holes, dummy! Captain Jack Harkness Amy Pond The angels have the phone box Raxacoricofallapatorius Puny Human! Hello sweetie EXTERMINATE! Captain Jack Harkness Time Lord Galifrey Galifreyan The Doctor Cult of Skaro EXTERMINATE! Allons-y, Alonso! Geronimo Cult of Skaro Hey, who turned out the lights? Mickey Smith River Song The Doctor EXTERMINATE!

  • I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.
  • I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!
  • All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

Hello, Captain Jack Harkness. I really hate stairs. EXTERMINATE ALL STAIRCASES! I hereby invoke The Shadow Proclamation! I wear a fez now, fezzes are cool EXTERMINATE! the girl who waited Hello sweetie Puny Human! Emperor of the Daleks The Supreme Dalek The Doctor Captain Jack Harkness Captain Jack Harkness We are Dalek Cult of Skaro Hello sweetie IT is the Doctor! Enemy of the Daleks! Cybermen Hello sweetie! RUN! Bananas are good The Doctor Donna Noble has left the library. Donna Noble has been saved. Are you my mummy? wibbly wobbly timey wimey EXTERMINATE! Puny Human!

Contact The Doctor

No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

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